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Recently I overheard a
conversation between two Beleaguered Novices discussing how considerate
AOL and Microsoft were in providing free updates (A.K.A.fixes) to their
programs. At the time I did not want to rain on their parade-- so I said
nothing. But perhaps this is the time to mention that the free updates
and fixes provided by software companies are not a result of outreach
programs motivated by any corporate desire to benefit humanity. It is
instead, a concerted effort to use you as a Beta Tester.
What is a beta tester? In the days of yore
beta testers were experienced users who volunteered to test a new or
upgraded software program--before it was released. They received
pre-releases of a program knowing full well that a beta version could
create computer problems. But the fact that the beta tester was an
experienced user, usually meant that he or she could deal with any
problem. And it was their responsibility to report-back the problems
they encountered. Their reward was a free copy of the final edition of
the software program.
In fact, beta testing was a well-controlled
method of insuring the final product was as bug free as it could be.
Often, many beta versions preceded the final version. Today, however,
because: Competition among software companies is fierce. R&D costs
astronomical. In my opinion, concern for the customer at a nadir. It is
more economical for software companies to release their product with a
minimum of formal beta testing. And rely on you, my Beleaguered Novices,
to be their unwitting beta testers.
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Why not seduce you into
purchasing the latest version of their software. Then wait for you to
experience the bugs that would have formerly been found by experienced
beta testers. And then sanctimoniously offer you FREE band-aids.
Why mention this depressing phenomenon now?
Well, not just because of the AOL 6.0 fiasco. But because of the many
current and future releases of significant software programs, e.g. Corel
WordPerfect 2002, Microsoft Office XP and Windows XP .Each, of course,
to be heralded by their marketing department's upgrade siren song of
seduction.
I would need a full News-Press page to list
the warnings that should be on their packages. So I will just say this.
Unless you are absolutely sure a system altering and/or costly software
program has anything significantly new to offer. That your computer is
state-of-the-art enough to access its new features. That you are capable
of performing a successful installation.
Why not let your neighbors be their beta
testers. Let them crash their systems and raise the standard of living
of their technicians. While you wait for a Good Boot advisory.
Here's wishing you a Good Boot.
1 Or whatever
the latest software/release is.
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